As our esteemed V-Mag editor Dave so delicately phrases it, “Okay, so we admit it, we’re dirty perverts who get off on the sight of big-titted college girls giving blowjobs to plastic cocks and sticking them between their tits.” As good as any introduction to Kelly, a British girl lured into a web of big tit intrigue by our London newspaper ads advertising for models. Short of pretending to be doctors and setting up a phoney women’s health clinic, this classic ad can’t be beat for pulling ‘em in and getting ‘em naked. Kelly is a mere 19, born Aug. 21, 1982, stands 5′4″, weighs 135 lbs, measures 40-26-35 and wears the Brit equivalent of a 36DD sling. She lives in Gainsborough and is a university student who has not decided her definitive role in life. Her hobbies include dancing and pubbing. A typical British girl. We’ll let Dave wrap it up. “The more pliable their tits, the better. The wider they’re willing to spread their asscheeks, the better.”

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So we asked chubby girl Katt what impresses her in a guy, knowing full well that this was a mistake. 

“What impresses me? A guy with maturity, someone who knows what he wants out of life and goes after it. The ability to make me laugh and the humility to laugh at my bad humor. Anyone who thinks that women belong in the kitchen is not my kind of man.” 

Well, like we said, that knocks us out of the saddle. There’s no way any man can live up to the unattainable, unrealistic goals that women have since they were allowed to vote. So we moved over to a few bra questions. 

“I almost always wear a bra…the support issue, you know. I like low-cut demi bras that hook in the back because they just don’t make cute front-hooking bras. I guess I own between 10 and 15 bras at any one time. I like cute-looking bras. Hey, you guys are really serious about your bras, huh? What is it about breasts that fascinate you so much? I thought I had met men who really liked boobs but you guys…”

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